Wednesday, August 14, 2013
Humble Toilet Paper, Roll 1, Square 2
Three of these came from my own email.
All in one day.
The last two i borrowed from http://www.ragan.com/Main/Articles/19_
1. The late Mr. Robert Adler willed $20500000.00, to you.
That's funny. I always imagined that when i finally inherited my billions from a complete stranger, that he would at least send me a certified letter or something.
2. Your Honda Civic may be due for service.
This would be more helpful if i owned a Honda Civic.
3. Lard, love it or leave it?
Have you been in my kitchen? LOVE it! Obviously!
4. We can help you with your RESUM!!!
No, i don't think you can.
5. Father's Day deal for the man who gave birth to you!
O.k., i know it's a brave new world and all, but this has GOT to have a very limited customer base.